April 21, 2026 | Lett R. Boxed · In a breaking story recently uncovered by hardworking Lewd reporters, Provost Andrew Storer was discovered to have been dead for at least a month. His carcass was puppeted around campus by a troupe of underpaid business students, according to anonymous sources within the Provost’s office.
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