Tracy Beckerman: I Am an Ice Cream Cheater, Hear Me Snore

Tracy Beckerman: I Am an Ice Cream Cheater, Hear Me Snore

Whenever my husband goes out of town, I cheat. I figure what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him, and since there’s no way for him to find out that I cheated, why not have some fun while he’s out of town? Do I feel guilty about this? Maybe a bit. But only because I know that my indiscretions may eventually catch up with me in the end. You see, I don’t just have one lover. I have two: Ben AND Jerry. It’s true, I’m supposed to be dairy-free. Wheat-free…