Rosie O’Donnell Farts Now Listed As Climate Threat, Scientists Say

Rosie O’Donnell Farts Now Listed As Climate Threat, Scientists Say

IRELAND —In a discovery that has left climatologists simultaneously horrified and slightly bewildered, scientists announced Monday that Rosie O’Donnell’s personal emissions are now contributing measurably to climate change. “After extensive testing, we’ve confirmed that Ms. O’Donnell produces enough flatulence in a single day to influence local weather patterns,” said Dr. Karen Winters of the National Atmospheric Research Institute. “It’s not ca…