Pine nuts: An Open Letter from America 250 to America 300

Pine nuts: An Open Letter from America 250 to America 300

Dear celebrants of America 300, It saddens me that I cannot be there to honor this cordial occasion with you, but I have been called home, and will have to witness your grand arrival to pier 300 from afar, don’t ask me where… First, may I congratulate you on your quaint little colony on the moon. It wasn’t that long ago that we thought the moon was made of Swiss Cheese… And compliments are due to you for implementing open primaries. I remember w…