Friday, May 1 11:24 a.m. A blue Ford Fusion was abandoned on Main Street in front of Taco John’s. 11:28 a.m. A guy dressed like a cowboy was chasing a corgi down the road. 11:40 a.m. A driver involved in a vehicle accident suspected the other motorist might be “cognitively different.” 12:30 p.m. A vehicle’s subwoofers were so loud they were shaking the neighbor’s house. 3:57 p.m. A Flathead High School student missed the bus. 4:18 p.m. A guilt-r…