Man Claims He “Teleported” Into Stolen Car

Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest

Calvin Curtis-Johnson says he was teleported in a convertable BMW before crashing the vehicle

Man claims he was teleported into stolen vehicle after cops "saved" him from aliens, and yes... he is from Florida

Watch Louder with Crowder every weekday at 11:00 AM Eastern, only on Rumble Premium!Florida man steals a BMW, floors it to 130 mph, crashes and bursts into flames… then gets dragged from the burning wreck and immediately tells cops: “Thank you for saving me… YOU SAVED ME FROM THE ALIENS. I teleported in here, bro, I swear.”The bodycam of him bloody,… pic.twitter.com/DPE5gTicDw— Network Axis Group (@NetAxisGroup) December 10, 2025 Just another Fl…

Man claims he “teleported” into stolen car

The car was reported stolen and traveling at extremely fast speeds.

Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the aliens’

Calvin Johnson, 36, was arrested by the Volusia County Sheriff's Office on Monday after allegedly stealing and crashing a BMW he claimed he was "teleported" into.

Florida man claims he teleported into crashed, stolen BMW

A Florida man found at the wheel of a freshly-stolen and crashed BMW told Sheriff's deputies that he teleported into the vehicle and was not responsible for its theft or destruction. He was arrested, nonetheless, and charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle and driving on a suspended license. — Read the rest The post Florida man claims he teleported into crashed, stolen BMW appeared first on Boing Boing.

Florida Man Tells Police He 'Teleported' Into Stolen BMW Moving 130 mph While Trying to Escape Aliens

ktsimage via iStock“I left the keys in the cupholder,” the BMW owner lamented to the responding police officer. And while it sounds like a rookie move that would end in with his sports car in a chop shop, the empty parking spot was far from the end of it. This Ormond Beach, Florida 911 call pushed the limits of reality. After taking down the description, deputies said they found a wrecked BMW convertible, a dazed driver, and apparently an attemp…