El Jalapeño: US ambassador reassures Mexico: 'We've been so busy we completely forgot we were going to invade you'

El Jalapeño: US ambassador reassures Mexico: 'We've been so busy we completely forgot we were going to invade you'

All stories in El Jalapeño are satire and not real news. Check out the original article here. MEXICO CITY — U.S. Ambassador to Mexico Ronald Johnson struck a warm and optimistic tone at the American Chamber of Commerce’s 109th Annual Assembly Wednesday, describing the bilateral relationship as “a marriage” and confirming that the United States has been far too occupied with everything else to follow through on any previously announced military a…