If You’re Hooked on ‘Dirty Soda’ You Have Utah to Thank

Dirty politics, dirty soda and dirty Mormon wives

The trouble with trying to keep tabs on what's happening, politically, is we're reached such a thunderous crescendo of jaw-dropping ineptitude that the only way to even touch upon it is with cursory glances. Over the long weekend, no fewer than five earth-shaking shocks reverberated, starting with our nation basically surrendering to Iran. Space is tight, so let's jump right in:1. The Straits of Hormuz remain closed, less than 24 hours after ...…

If you’re hooked on ‘dirty soda’ you have Utah to thank

If it suddenly seems like dirty soda is everywhere, you’re not wrong—it quite literally is. For that, we have Utah to thank.