Biff America: I’m just the guy to do it

Biff America: I’m just the guy to do it

Otter: “This situation requires a really stupid and futile gesture.”Bluto: “We’re just the guys to do it.” So goes a seminal line in the movie, “Animal House.” It’s reminiscent of another futile gesture in classic literature.Don Quixote: “See those hulking giants? I intend to slay them.”Sancho Panza: “Dude! Those are windmills!” (Paraphrasing.) I was a combination of  Quixote and Bluto last summer. I was all dressed up to go for a bike ride but …