During her disastrous tenure as DHS sec., Kristi Noem portrayed herself as a glammed up crimefighter. Taking on the loathsome persona of “ICE Barbie,” she cosplayed as a Border Patrol agent, an ICE officer, a military pilot, a firefighter and a member of the Coast Guard. Her chef-d’œuvre was a taxpayer-funded, $220 million ad campaign that showed her horseback riding throughout Mount Rushmore. In it, she urged undocumented immigrants to self-dep…